Ten Thousand Spoons

Well that’s 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Hey-ho. So far 3 of my plugins have stopped working and I can’t figure out how to fix them; rest of the site seems okay but if you see anything else that’s banjaxed please let me know.

I’m reading a brilliant book at the moment; if I thought it would do any good I’d suggest that a copy be handed out in every A&E department to all the scroats who shamelessly waste NHS time and money. Especially the little wanksta I spoke to at the weekend who repeatedly called me a c*** and threatened to rape and beat me. Charming young man, his parents must be so very proud.

Wow, he must be very keen to give me his millions judging by the use of CAPITALS and unnecessary exclamation marks. I knew that membership to the Helicopter Society would come in handy one day.

THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Kr?ger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jochen Kr?ger made
you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable
to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jochen Kr?ger
until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email:mr.bmarcus_esq@yahoo.com.hk

Await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus
Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq., Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.

Is it just me, or does the calorie warning on my bag of Cadbury’s Clusters look a bit, erm, ’suggestive’?