it's just the coffee talking
You know how sometimes you just want a bit of quiet time? Maybe you don’t feel much like talking and you just want a bit of time to yourself to think and read and just generally be alone. And then everyone constantly keeps on at you about being moody and have they upset you and why aren’t you talking to them.
Bloody annoying, isn’t it?
Wow, he must be very keen to give me his millions judging by the use of CAPITALS and unnecessary exclamation marks. I knew that membership to the Helicopter Society would come in handy one day.
THIS IS MY THIRD AND FINAL MAIL TO YOU!!!
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Jochen Kr?ger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jochen Kr?ger made
you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable
to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jochen Kr?ger
until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email:mr.bmarcus_esq@yahoo.com.hkAwait your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER MARCUS ANDREEN ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus
Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq., Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
Is it just me, or does the calorie warning on my bag of Cadbury’s Clusters look a bit, erm, ‘suggestive’?
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